I found this rather amusing

Those crazy folks at Sony

Sony in a manual for their latest computer, the UX, obviouly thought their users do not know the proper way to operate a portable.

So from the pictures I guess they don’t want you to:
1. Use it as a TV stand
2. Smother it with a pillow
3. Touch it with a screwdriver and make threatening hand gestures at it (or you die)
4. Have tea with the Sony (coffee’s OK)
5. Use an electric towel anywhere near the Sony
6. Pour water onto the UX, even if you are wearing protective gear.

Don’t you just LOVE stupid warnings?

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